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Monthly Nonsense At Work Mindset March 2011 



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Bonus leading customer bad mood

Bonus in guessing rightHave you ever wondered why people at work so seldom come up with new ideas?  And why brainstorming sessions, supposedly designed to encourage creative thinking, tend to trigger the opposite?

Here’s a hint.  What was your first thought at school when you were given a test or handed examination questions?   Not the answer to the first question, I bet.  More likely you asked yourself another question: “What is the right answer they expect?”

Why was that?  Because school learning is based on one correct answer for every question.  You either got it right or not.  You learned quickly not to think up new answers.  Doing that was plain stupid, because everybody knew that a kid who had right answers was a great kid.

No wonder we have people at work who, when asked to brainstorm or be creative, immediately think “What’s the right answer my boss expects?  And will that get me a good grade, I mean bonus?”

Leading on crowded paths

rugby workers want toTalking about right answers . . . .  Can a crowd really know better than one wise guy?  Mahatma Ghandi once said, “I must go now, for there go my people and I am their leader.”  No doubt, Ghandi was a leader and yet, the so-called wisdom of crowds makes me nervous.

But then there’s the story that designer Christopher Williams tells about an architect who waited for the people to lead.  He had designed and built a cluster of office buildings which the landscaper wanted to connect with sidewalks.

“Not yet,” said the architect.  “Plant grass.”  Within months there were clear pathways between the buildings.  Although not straight, these pathways were the most efficient lines of connection.  All the landscaper had to do was to pave where the users had shown their need, their preferred paths.

Indeed, sometimes leaders should simply get out of the way so that the people can show their path.  But knowing when this is best is always tricky.

Aim your customer anger higher

table order of thingsHave you wondered why middle managers and other employees continue to work for organizations that intentionally rip off innocent customers?  You know the sort of organization I mean – those that believe we need them more than they need us.

Well, here is a possible reason.  It’s simply human nature.

When they execute disagreeable orders received from up high, these employees might feel sorry for us.  But they feel sorrier for themselves.  They know that they will pay a personal price if they refuse to execute policies harmful to customers.

Personal penalties almost always override empathy for victims.  For example, records show that some Nazi prison guards shed tears as they shot Jewish women and children.  But guess what?  They kept shooting because the personal risk in not shooting was greater than their personal pain.

So don’t be angry with employees.  Be angry with their boss’s boss’s boss.

Bad mood rising

the u in humorFor years now I have been practicing to be a crotchety old man.  I think I’ve earned the right to finally have some fun.  And now I have an added incentive.  Bad moods help me to think clearer about how to be cranky.

After years of studying the dumps down under, an Australian psychologist has concluded that grumpiness makes for better thinking.  According to Professor Joe Forgas, the way the brain processes information means that bad moods make you pay more attention to your environment and so trigger careful thinking.

Being cheerful might make you more creative, but being gloomy makes you less gullible.

Here’s the really useful bit.  A grumpy person, me for example, copes better with demanding situations than a happy person does.  So I figure, to succeed at being crotchety, I must create demanding situations for those happy clappy chappies who put me in a bad mood in the first place.

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